Have I entered some alternate Spongebob reality?

[Mystery Man]

n/t

 

[Plane Sailing]

Avast there!

Shape up ye bilge rat, or ye'll be keelhauled!

 

[Dirigible]

Short Answer : Yes.

Medium-Length Answer : Yes, yes you have. Awuhahaha.

Long Answer : Does anyone know where I can find that sublimly wonderful Cthulbob Thulepants song?

Very Long Answer : What do you mean that wasn't an answer?

 

[Aeolius]

With apologies to Avril Lavigne:

"He was a sponge, she was a squirrel,
Can I make it any more obvious..."

 

[Desdichado]

Smartly now, me swab! How can ye say ye don't know what's a blowin' today? Why, me sig's been advertising today for many a month now.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

I say we apply barnacles to 'is tender bits till he be screaming for mercy.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Go back t' yer pineapple, kid.

 

[WizarDru]

Smartly now, me swab! How can ye say ye don't know what's a blowin' today? Why, me sig's been advertising today for many a month now.

Well now, laddy-me-buck, I don' think we need to bother the poor man wit' such earthy concerns. Jus' set his mangy hide to workin' the bilges for askin' such doxy-headed questions. And get ye in the crow's nest, or the cap'n 'll keel-haul us all!

 

[Dirigible]

I say we apply barnacles to 'is tender bits till he be screaming for mercy.

The swabber, or the barrrrrghnacles? By faith, me hearties, those lil' buggers can rasie a wail fit ta wake Davy Jones. Or Le Chuck. Arrrrgh.

 

[^Graff]

Long Answer : Does anyone know where I can find that sublimly wonderful Cthulbob Thulepants song?

Arrr...'tis not the song, but...