Have I stepped of the short bus to some alternate reality?

[Angcuru]

That's one big avatar.

One law for the rulers, another for the ruled...I see where this is going... *Looks up list of top posters* *cracks knuckles*

Crothian: Sons of ENWorld. I am Crothian!

ENWorlder: Crothian is seven feet tall!

Crothian: Yes, I've heard. Posts threads by the thousands! And if he were here, he'd confuse the Mods with tales of fire from his story hour...and bolts of lightning from his spellbook! I am Crothian! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tiny avatars. You've come to post as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you debate?

ENWorlder: 'Debate? Against that?' 'No, we will run, and we will keep posting.'

Crothian: Aye, debate and you may be kicked. Run, and you'll keep posting. At least a while. And posting on these boards, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our moderators that they may close our threads, but they will never have HUGE AVATARS!

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