Mistwell
Crusty Old Meatwad
Oh, I just remember a story I can tell, since it wasn't me involved (no, really, it wasn't - I wasn't even there), and it isn't someone I personally know, just someone encountered.
My friend assaulted Keri Russell, who played Felicity on the show of the same name. Now by assaulted I don't mean he hit her, but he threw a glass of water at her at a restaurant.
Apparently it was her birthday, and her and her friends got totally smashed and were yelling to each other in this restaurant and shoving the back of my friends table a bunch, being a bit energetic (and drunk). He got upset, and asked them to keep it down a bit. Instead of politely saying they were sorry, they decided to call him names and (to put it kindly) go blank himself. So my friend, unfortunately, decided enough was enough, and instead of telling management (which is what he should have done) he went to his water. He raised his water to his face, as if to drink, and instead tossed it right over his shoulder at the group. It hit Keri Russell and ran down her new leather jacket. The group immediately got up and was ready to (drunkenly) fight my friend - they all had to be separated by management.
Only after they got up did my friend even realize who she was.
My friend assaulted Keri Russell, who played Felicity on the show of the same name. Now by assaulted I don't mean he hit her, but he threw a glass of water at her at a restaurant.
Apparently it was her birthday, and her and her friends got totally smashed and were yelling to each other in this restaurant and shoving the back of my friends table a bunch, being a bit energetic (and drunk). He got upset, and asked them to keep it down a bit. Instead of politely saying they were sorry, they decided to call him names and (to put it kindly) go blank himself. So my friend, unfortunately, decided enough was enough, and instead of telling management (which is what he should have done) he went to his water. He raised his water to his face, as if to drink, and instead tossed it right over his shoulder at the group. It hit Keri Russell and ran down her new leather jacket. The group immediately got up and was ready to (drunkenly) fight my friend - they all had to be separated by management.
Only after they got up did my friend even realize who she was.