Have you had sex? Got proof?

How many children do you have?

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Two kids. Both got the shallow end of the parent gene pools (poor buggers).

Cathy (15) enjoys Heroclix, Overpower and DnD

Tim (12) enjoys Heroclix, DnD and Mutants and Masterminds. and as the ultimate proof of geekism.... godzilla movies. yup- rubber suit ones.
 


I lead a celibate lifestyle and I plan on getting myself fixed so I won't even masturbate.

Sex is a bunch of junk.
Well, human beings are junk. Greasy, sweaty, meatsacks covered in blackheads and hair. We're gross, to be sure, and there's nothing like being in a long-term relationshp to make you realize there is a smidge of truth in the punchline to that old mean-spirited joke, "why do women wear makeup and perfume?"

Personally, I don't own a farm where I need to generate cheap labor, and I'm not conducting clan warfare with nearby tribes, so the chief reasons to produce extra mouths to feed simply aren't there. I think I'll just pocket that million bucks over the next twenty years.

Still....never say never, eh?
 
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Oh, and I also have two kids and the geek gene is strong in both of them. My daughter (10) is a huge sci-fi/fantasy geek. She gets frustrated that I won't let her read all the books in my collection since many of them contain content that I don't think she's ready for.

I was right about that age when my father set me loose in his sci-fi/fantasy collection. There was certainly quite a bit of it I didn't understand, and I came up with the weirdest explanations for why people would do the sorts of things they did.

My three-year-old has had her own dice for over a year, now. Big two-inch twenty- and six-siders. It's only a matter of time before she'll be asking to be let into the game...
 





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