Height ladies?

[Goldmoon]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news Goldmoon, but according to the tables in the SRD, you are either an illegal build (Human female maximum height is 6' 1") or you could be a half-orc.

Half-orc? Oh hells no. I must be illegal.

 

[kenobi65]

I must be illegal.

In seventeen states, plus the District of Columbia.

 

[Goldmoon]

In seventeen states, plus the District of Columbia.

Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[Aurora]

BOO!

SRD is not written in stone. The table can be adjusted.

Don't tell a few of the die-hards on this site anything like that. They'll call you a blasphemer and tell you you aren't playing real D&D. *rolls eyes*

 

[Aeson]

Don't tell a few of the die-hards on this site anything like that. They'll call you a blasphemer and tell you you aren't playing real D&D. *rolls eyes*

When they come after me with the bat'leths and Highlander replica swords I'll start to worry.

 

[Goldmoon]

When they come after me with the bat'leths and Highlander replica swords I'll start to worry.

Ill defend you.

 

[Aeson]

Ill defend you.

My bodyguard.

 

[Goldmoon]

My bodyguard.

Well I'm no Kevin Costner.....

 

[Aeson]

Well I'm no Kevin Costner.....

That's ok. You can be Adam Baldwin. Ever see him in 'My Bodyguard'? First movie I ever saw him in.

 

[Goldmoon]

That's ok. You can be Adam Baldwin. Ever see him in 'My Bodyguard'? First movie I ever saw him in.

Cant I be a bodyguard without a penis? (can I say that word here?)