As much as I despise the immaturity it brings to the game, I require some assisstance. What are the rules for getting a steel-toed jackboot in the pills?
Assuming that you mean "getting kicked in the crotch," I'd say make a Fortitude Save (DC 20) or be Stunned for 1d4 rounds, after which you will be Nauseated for 1d4 rounds. And show some respect, bucko.
