Help me cheer up a stressed girl during finals.

Hand of Evil · May 5, 2005

But, cheat sheets...

while it is nice to be supportive, don't! don't interrupt, you will either distract or will say something wrong.

diaglo · May 5, 2005

Joshua Dyal said:
But not about the dong?

[Sixteen Candles]Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. [/Sixteen Candles]

Nellisir · May 5, 2005

I've gotta go with streaking here. It's quick, it's simple, and you (probably) don't need to buy anything.

WayneLigon · May 5, 2005

Bring her a little stuffed bear.

Desdichado · May 5, 2005

Nellisir said:
I've gotta go with streaking here. It's quick, it's simple, and you (probably) don't need to buy anything.

What would you need to buy, I wonder? I'm really at a loss thinking of one outrageous idea after another and discounting them as too "out there."

diaglo · May 5, 2005

you could always give her a pearl necklace.

IYKWIMAITYD

der_kluge · May 5, 2005

diaglo said:
you could always give her a pearl necklace.

IYKWIMAITYD

This thread went downhill quickly!

Queen_Dopplepopolis · May 5, 2005

diaglo said:
[Sixteen Candles]Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. [/Sixteen Candles]

hehehe. That made my day.

"What's happenin' hot stuff?"

ph34r · May 5, 2005

diaglo said:
you could always give her a pearl necklace.

IYKWIMAITYD

Sneak in her window in the middle of the night and leave it for her to wake up to. She'll love it.

punkorange · May 5, 2005

diaglo said:
you could always give her a pearl necklace.

lol

Half Baked said:
But you said you gave mary jane a pearl necklace.