Mitchbones
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"Don't eat their food or you will be sitting here later, like me."
Help me cover a Tavern Bathroom Wall with Grafitti
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Jacob the Impaler
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Pelor's watching you poop.
Beware of snakes.
Beware of snakes.
FTW!
Agent Oracle
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Scry Mileena the skyclad Druid for a great time.
Mileena is a dwarf!
Yeah, but a hot Dwarf
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(crudely-scrawled drawings of a penis: there's ALWAYS a crudely-scrawled drawing of a penis)
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"
is a good lay!"
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"mages like a familiar touch"
"Druids have animal companions"
"Paladins are best when mounted."
Mileena is a dwarf!
Yeah, but a hot Dwarf
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(crudely-scrawled drawings of a penis: there's ALWAYS a crudely-scrawled drawing of a penis)
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Nuthin' here
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"mages like a familiar touch"
"Druids have animal companions"
"Paladins are best when mounted."
taliesin15
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Dispel Gas
Material Component: lit sulphur
Material Component: lit sulphur
taliesin15
First Post
"Never look a Githrazei in the mouth"
There once was a half-fiend Githyanki
Who was known to be a bit cranky
With wands on the blink
Or potions that stink
And swords that were quite wanky
There once was a half-fiend Githyanki
Who was known to be a bit cranky
With wands on the blink
Or potions that stink
And swords that were quite wanky
Vraille Darkfang
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Glyph of Warding (Lightning).
Explosive Runes on the Seat (Thanks OotS).
Beware! Kobolds live down there!
Owner not responsible for any genitilia Severed and eaten by Otyughs.
Crude Drawing of:
l (Halfling Penis)
l (Human
l Penis)
l (Dwarf
l Penis)
l
l (Orc
l Penis)
l
l
l
l
l (Storm
l Giant
l Penis)
l
l
l
. (Elf Penis)
Bedit Doubles as Decantur of Endless Water. The Command Word for the Salt Water Geysor is at Eye level when unit is being 'Used'
"Klaatu Varata Nicto!"
"As a Lich, soft tissue would the first to shrivel and be destroyed; Thus Vecna has no Penis!"
"LEROY JENKINS!"
"Who the (Bleep) rolled at Nat 1 in Here! Urinating is a SKILL CHECK for CRYING OUT LOUD. Take 10 if you can't hit the target!"
(Crude drawing of Halfling Maiden 'serving' several Ogres; indicating just why they get a Bonus to Dex based Checks).
And my Favorite:
Crossbow Trap with +1 Bolt of Wounding hidden down the Toilet Hole. Not only Flat-Footed, but Dropped Pants!
Explosive Runes on the Seat (Thanks OotS).
Beware! Kobolds live down there!
Owner not responsible for any genitilia Severed and eaten by Otyughs.
Crude Drawing of:
l (Halfling Penis)
l (Human
l Penis)
l (Dwarf
l Penis)
l
l (Orc
l Penis)
l
l
l
l
l (Storm
l Giant
l Penis)
l
l
l
. (Elf Penis)
Bedit Doubles as Decantur of Endless Water. The Command Word for the Salt Water Geysor is at Eye level when unit is being 'Used'
"Klaatu Varata Nicto!"
"As a Lich, soft tissue would the first to shrivel and be destroyed; Thus Vecna has no Penis!"
"LEROY JENKINS!"
"Who the (Bleep) rolled at Nat 1 in Here! Urinating is a SKILL CHECK for CRYING OUT LOUD. Take 10 if you can't hit the target!"
(Crude drawing of Halfling Maiden 'serving' several Ogres; indicating just why they get a Bonus to Dex based Checks).
And my Favorite:
Crossbow Trap with +1 Bolt of Wounding hidden down the Toilet Hole. Not only Flat-Footed, but Dropped Pants!
Jacob the Impaler
First Post
(Cartoon)
Two orcs are sitting by a fire.
The first orc says: "God, I hate halflings."
The second orc says: "Well, just try the potatoes instead."
Two orcs are sitting by a fire.
The first orc says: "God, I hate halflings."
The second orc says: "Well, just try the potatoes instead."
