Help me design a rule

[Corwin]

While you guys are at it...

I want to learn how to fly but all I am allowed to use is a toothpick and canary feather.

If you can help me out, I'd appreciate it.



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In other words, I don't think it can be done. Not well, anyway. The restrictions you must adhere to are far too limiting to be a viable mechanic, IMO.

Give up, pay the 50 bucks, and move on.

 

[Romotre]

a toothpick and canary feather? Those are my components for my fly spell. So...

 

[Corwin]

a toothpick and canary feather? Those are my components for my fly spell. So...

Hehe [...shakes head...] Sorry, for laughing and sounding a bit rude, but you are either delusional or contrary. Sure it's possible that you may have some crack-pot notion that you can actually cast a fly spell IRL, but that's a far cry from actually being able to. You need to close your D&D books and get out of the house more. Reality is an important thing to keep in touch with, IMO.

I hope you weren't serious.

 

[the Jester]

I can cast a fly spell if the gravity's low enough.

 

[Romotre]

Hehe [...shakes head...] Sorry, for laughing and sounding a bit rude, but you are either delusional or contrary. Sure it's possible that you may have some crack-pot notion that you can actually cast a fly spell IRL, but that's a far cry from actually being able to. You need to close your D&D books and get out of the house more. Reality is an important thing to keep in touch with, IMO.

I hope you weren't serious.

Yes i was joking. come on now. seriously. some people can't detect my internet sarcasm. boo-hoo. reality and sobriety are my only delusions though...

 

[Corwin]

some people can't detect my internet sarcasm.

Hehe. Apparently, mine either.

You see, I was joking too.

Oh well. No big. Moving on...

 

[Romotre]

haha! well i was joking the second time as well! we can just chuckle and slap each other of the backs and comment on how witty we are. ok this needs to stop. poor thread...