Help me find a flower

[RangerWickett]

They were indeed daffodils. And while my romantic intentions are clear to both of us, her lack of interest in me (and her great interest in my room mate) is also clear. But we get along as friends just fine. I've got no other romantic prospects now, so I'm cool with hanging out with this fine young lady, hoping maybe she'll come to her senses and realize how nice I am. *grin*

Once I couldn't afford flowers, so I emailed a girl a dozen roses. Actually, thirteen roses. Twelve were photos I'd found on Google images of people named 'Rose,' and the last one was an image of the 'rose nebula.' She wanted to hit me for the first ones, but really liked the last one.

 

[AuroraGyps]

I know it's after V-day (I'm assuming you're going for a romantic gift here. You didn't actually say), but you could always give her a big bouquet of all the trumpet-shaped, yellow and white flowers you can find. "I remembered you liked a trumpet-shaped, yellow and white flower, but I couldn't remember which one. So I got you all of them, just to be sure."

Ladies are suckers for guys who A) admit their mistakes (forgetting), and B) go above and beyond the call of duty to remedy them in a romantic way.

Yeah, I know that would do it for me. Luckily, my favorite flower is the pansy, so all a guy would have to do is think of "wussy guys".

 

[hong]

 

[RangerWickett]

You don't give mushrooms to your date, unless she's a dark Elf. But then again, with this girl. . . .