Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
Though you'll probably want to invest on making those Returning also, otherwise you could quickly find yourself out of limbs. On the up side, you could do some cool maneuvers like that 1st level boss from Altered Beast!
Rise from your grave!
I'm still not convinced Bracers of Throwing would let you make ranged fist attacks, any more than you could make ranged attacks with a Longsword of Throwing in a locked gauntlet.
But there's a feat in Savage Species for regenerating creatures that lets them use body parts for ranged attacks...
-Hyp.