Help! My GM's trying to get me pregnant!

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I'll say it again: let the GM have his way and retire the character. You only have more creepy sexual dynamics to look forward to otherwise.

I agree with fusangite... but, then again, I'm just not a fan of playing characters not of my sex... but, that's a whole 'nuther can of worms.


Anyway, does your DM have plans for the potential child of your character? Is there some plot aspect that cannot be achieved without your character, or some other character in the group having a child?

 

[Sejs]

There's also the "this hottie is older than your grandmother" ick factor for many shorter-lived races.

I don't get it - what's the ick factor? If the individual in question is still indeed a hottie, and not actually your grandmother, where's the problem?


As for dealing with the potentially pregnant chracter / hamfisted GM scenario, I suggest you kill the cook and take his stuff. 'Cause then he can't get you pregnant. And you'll also have all his stuff.

 

[billd91]

This is a pretty big issue, I think. So your character is hopelessly in love with this NPC and married him, does that mean your character even puts out for him? No.
There were plenty of historical methods of contraception with varying success rates that your character could use and, undoubtedly, many magical ones in any realistic fantasy world that could settle the issue once and for all.
And this would be a major event in the life of the character and could force retirement (being reasonable and all).
And yet the DM is forcing a luck roll to avoid pregnancy?

I say kill the DM and take his stuff.

Seriously, you should tell the DM in no uncertain circumstances that you will not allow the character to become pregnant without your consent and some idea of where that would send the campaign if you chose to give it.