Help! Need stats for a Brain Golem

[Lizard Lips]

There weren't any stats for the Brain Golem on the Creature Catalog last time I checked, so I was hoping you guys could help me out. I'll take old 2e stats or converted 3e stats. Thanks!

 

[AegisEversoaring]

Check this thread out...

Someone did it already:
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1937

Enjoy!

Aegis

 

[Balgus]

Brain Golem
Diminitive Squishy thing

Hit Dice: 1/6 D 6 (1hp)
Initiative: -4(Dex)
Speed: can't move
AC: 8 (2 size, -4 Dex)
Attacks: none
Damage: none
Face/Reach: 1 ft. by 1 ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: spill brain juices on you- fort DC 5 or throw up
Special Qualities: slimy
Saves: Fort 0, Ref -10, Will +1
Abilities: Str 1, Dex 1, Con -, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 1
Climate/Terrain: a glass jar
Organization: none
Challenge Rating: 1/1000
Treasure: a squishy brain

a brain just sits there

 

[s/LaSH]

Brain Golem
Diminitive Squishy thing

Hit Dice: 1/6 D 6 (1hp)
Initiative: -4(Dex)
Speed: can't move
AC: 8 (2 size, -4 Dex)
Attacks: none
Damage: none
Face/Reach: 1 ft. by 1 ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: spill brain juices on you- fort DC 5 or throw up
Special Qualities: slimy
Saves: Fort 0, Ref -10, Will +1
Abilities: Str 1, Dex 1, Con -, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 1
Climate/Terrain: a glass jar
Organization: none
Challenge Rating: 1/1000
Treasure: a squishy brain

a brain just sits there

But if it just sits there, it should technically have nonabilities in Strength, Dexterity and Intelligence, making it a creature with four nonabilities. I think that beats even incorporeal undead for sheer ineffectuality in the physical realm. (As a golem, it's a construct, which you forgot to mention.)

And you also forgot to detail the Slimy special quality. Is this slime similar to an aboleth's slime? If so, your challenge rating is way off. That'll teach you to use the official CR calculation charts.

Although it could be interesting to fight a creature with only two ability scores...

Apologies for the sarcasm, I was bored.