Hive got you under my skin

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It doesn't make me happy.. The vision of half nude zombies sunbathing while sea gulls peck maggots off at their soggy glistening bodies is what came to mind.
 


hehehe I broke Phaezen and Relique....

I don't plan on going to nudist weekends, but if I did I would go to ones for the living. Dead flesh doesn't bounce right.

I have done studies to prove this...
 


The more times Californian Lawmaker's open their mouths, the more I ant them to leave Caslifornia for good. Under a new innitiative they want to BAN dark colored cars because "the paints used to make them are not as 'green' as cars with lighter colored paints."
Can't they use the reason that lighter cars are more visible, especially at night and therefore cause less accidents?

If I were undead, I'd be...

A Crypt Thing, maybe? A Death Knight?

I'm too fat to be a Skeleton, to smart to be a Zombie, too well groomed to be a Ghoul, too black to be a Wight (;)), not cool enough to be a Vampire, not angry enough to be a Revenant, can't spell Phangaglagawhoosits (whatever), I don't know enough magic to be a Lich, and I'm CLEARLY not insubstantial.
How about a mummy lord?

Spellshrouded-mummified-vampire-were-penguin for me thanx
 




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