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[Morbidity]

Sorry, your shortness

I’m just more efficient. I work perfectly well at this height, whereas you require a great more space to perform the same tasks. In this increasingly streamlined world, little people will triumph.

Carnifex: You don’t want to do that. (Adopts most impressive grim reaper pose and deepens voice as far as possible) You are meddling with forces beyond your comprehension.

 

[Carnifex]

Carnifex: You don’t want to do that. (Adopts most impressive grim reaper pose and deepens voice as far as possible) You are meddling with forces beyond your comprehension.

Really? Wow!

*pokes with cold wrought iron stick*

 

[Eternalknight]

I’m just more efficient. I work perfectly well at this height, whereas you require a great more space to perform the same tasks. In this increasingly streamlined world, little people will triumph.

Well you have a point there. Things are getting smaller and smaller... though I am still perfectly big where it counts

(Sorry Eric's grandma).

 

[Carnifex]

Well you have a point there. Things are getting smaller and smaller... though I am still perfectly big where it counts

(Sorry Eric's grandma).

Remember that Morbidity has a scythe and can remedy that

 

[Morbidity]

Really? Wow!

*pokes with cold wrought iron stick*

Ouch that’s really cold. How would you like someone poking you with freezing cold objects. You’ve probably got cold feet as well, don’t you? (impressive attempt at booming low voice) Admit it now!

You are foolish to think you could destroy me that easily, for I have followed the principles of being an evil overlord.

#46: If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

 

[Eternalknight]

Remember that Morbidity has a scythe and can remedy that

Shh, you're giving her ideas!

 

[Maldur]

Did someone say something reddwarvian?
I spend the last week, hurting and watching red dwarf

Smeggin fantastic

 

[Morbidity]

I spend the last week, hurting and watching red dwarf

Why is that just oh so appropriate?

 

[Maldur]

Red dwarf is very good in keeping my spirits up

 

[Bulak]

Hello Hive!