[Hivemind] Lord of the Boards: The Return of the Hive

[Silver Moon]

Today's list:

The Cheese of the Day is Cotija Cheese,
The Animal of the Day is the Petrodon,
The Color of the Day is Firetruck Red,
The Hiver of the Day is Outlawed,
and the Saying of the Day is ..."If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you."

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Today's list:

The Cheese of the Day is Cotija Cheese,
The Animal of the Day is the Petrodon,
The Color of the Day is Firetruck Red,
The Hiver of the Day is Outlawed,
and the Saying of the Day is ..."If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you."

"But it's even worse if you eat with the wrong cutlery."

 

[ASH]

Good day hive...

 

[Tallok]

hello hive

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

What up.


Finally looks like i'm going to be able to start my bESM d20 game tonight! Still got a little prep work to get done, but the worst of it is finished. Plus i just snatched a new idea. If the PC's uncover the dragon cult i'm gonna set up for the final fight with the cult leader i'm gonna have her summon up a dragon with the gelatinous template.

Ooy,gooy fun right there!

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

*attacks the Hive with a banana*

En guarde!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

*attacks the Hive with a banana*

En guarde!

*Attacks AO with jelly dragon*


EN SPLAT!

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

*Attacks AO with jelly dragon*


EN SPLAT!

Mmmmm. raspberry.

"Only one man DARES give me the raspberry! Lonestar!"

 

[HellHound]

Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)

Chapman:
Aaagh! (dies.)

Sgt.:
Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)

Palin:
You shot him!

Jones:
He's dead!

Idle:
He's completely dead!

Sgt.:
I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.

Palin:
You shot him. You shot him dead.

Sgt.:
Well, he was attacking me with a banana.

 

[Silver Moon]

Today's list:

The Cheese of the Day is Provolone,
The Animal of the Day is the Muskrat,
The Color of the Day is Beige,
The Hiver of the Day is jmtrox,
and the Saying of the Day is from jmtrox: "As Hiver-of-the-Day I will work to end world hunger and stop animal cruelty. I.... hey, wait a minute, this is my Miss America acceptance speach. Now where did I put that other one........"