[Hivemind] Revolution Calling...

[Morbidity]

But are you returning to Oz?

You know there is a certain danger if you go back to OZ

Yes, that is entirely true I will delay my return as long as I can cope with the weather. Of course the danger for you Maldur is much much closer to home.

 

[Morbidity]

I have a coffee ice cream and mocha syrup shake in front of me? Does that count?

Didn't know you were from Australia. What are you doing in the UK?

Nope definitely doesn’t count. Caffeine in any form other than chocolate doesn’t agree with me. Last time I had a cup of coffee (which would be the 3rd cup I’ve been foolish enough to drink in my life) my heart didn’t stop racing for 6 hours, I went 36 hours without sleep and felt very, very unwell. My flatmate (a doctor) looked at my pupils and pronounced me well and truly drugged and made me promise not to drive.

Sorry, I need to call everyone Maaaate, so they can tell I’m an Aussie. I’m doing the traditional work in the UK for a few years thing which many Aussies do.

 

[Eternalknight]

G'day.

I feel so... ignored

You need to get back to Oz, Morbidity. Best country in the world (Not that I have been to any others).

 

[Skade]

Nope definitely doesn’t count. Caffeine in any form other than chocolate doesn’t agree with me.

Sorry, I need to call everyone Maaaate, so they can tell I’m an Aussie. I’m doing the traditional work in the UK for a few years thing which many Aussies do.

I see. No coffee for you then. I'd never heard of a reaction that strong before.

Ok... Being and American, and with only a little experience with Aussies or Brits I shall take a guess.

Banker?
Importer?

 

[Skade]

I feel so... ignored

Dude, if I don't ignore you at least once a week, I feel i have forgotten something.

Do you do traditional work too, EK? (still uncertain what this is)

have ya'll seen Spriggan? It's an anime movie about Noah's Ark, American cyborgs, specially bred soldiers, spies, and loads of ultra violence.

 

[Eternalknight]

Dude, if I don't ignore you at least once a week, I feel i have forgotten something.

Do you do traditional work too, EK? (still uncertain what this is)

have ya'll seen Spriggan? It's an anime movie about Noah's Ark, American cyborgs, specially bred soldiers, spies, and loads of ultra violence.

Yep I do, I'm a retail assisstant manager. Emerald Press is the job I do when I get home from work (or at work, depending on if I'm by myself and if it is quiet )

 

[Morbidity]

I feel so... ignored

You need to get back to Oz, Morbidity. Best country in the world (Not that I have been to any others).

Sorry did anyone hear something just then?



The UK/Europe is great and I’m enjoying my time here but Oz will always be home. As Maldur mentioned though going home does have its dangers.

Ahhh Skade now I understand. It’s not the work that’s traditional, it’s the ‘work in the UK’ that is traditional. I think Australia has the biggest expat community in the world! A vast number of people in their 20’s and early 30’s go to the UK to work for a year or two.
I’m actually an actuary …. Financial statistician of death, disease and sickness. I love my job!

 

[Skade]

Skade, I’m an actuary …. Financial statistician of death, disease and sickness. I love my job!

LOL You know, a couple of weeks ago I made a side comment "Morbidity, its not just a stae of mind, it's a carrer". I had no idea how apropo that was. (hehe. I said apropo in a sentence)

What dangers? Wicked Witches? Dorothy took them both out, you should be safe.

 

[Eternalknight]

Ahhh Skade now I understand. It’s not the work that’s traditional, it’s the ‘work in the UK’ that is traditional. I think Australia has the biggest expat community in the world! A vast number of people in their 20’s and early 30’s go to the UK to work for a year or two.

Most of them used to be on Neighbours

 

[Eternalknight]

LOL You know, a couple of weeks ago I made a side comment "Morbidity, its not just a stae of mind, it's a carrer". I had no idea how apropo that was. (hehe. I said apropo in a sentence)

What dangers? Wicked Witches? Dorothy took them both out, you should be safe.

Getting eaten by a kangaroo

Kangaroo

Large Animal



Hit Dice: 3d8+3 (16hp)

Initiative: +1

Speed: 50ft

AC: 14 (+1 Dex, +3 natural)

Attacks: Kick +6 melee, tail +1 melee

Damage: Kick 1d6+4, tail 1d8+2

Saves: Fort +4, Ref +4, Will -2

Abilities: Str 19, Dex 12, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 6, Cha 6

Skills: Jump +11, Listen +5



Climate/Terrain: Temperate and warm desert, forest and mountains

Organization: Solitary, pair or herd (5-20)

Challenge Rating: 2

Treasure: None

Alignment: Always neutral

Advancement: 4-6 HD (large)