[hivemind]Sugar, Spice and Piratecats brain!
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Good afternoon. I’m Bruce Johan, and this is the 12 o’clock news.
In the last few hours, hurricane force snowstorms have struck throughout the country. A new felonious villain calling himself “Crazy Cold Snowdude” has claimed responsibility for the unseasonal weather. He has demanded that the government release a long list of villains from custody, or he will continue his reign of frozen terror indefinitely. The local temperature is expected to reach minus 5 degrees today, with a low of minus 12.
In other news: “Amazing Ferret,” the loveable and manic superhero, and sexy squeaky superheroine/supermodel “The Candy Land Avenger,” have announced their plans to wed. The happy couple have decided to hold the ceremony on the moon, but are having difficulty obtaining the proper permits to do so. Amazing Ferret was quoted as saying, “It’s times like these that you’re really tempted to switch sides. How many super villains have unlicensed techno-doom-domes on the moon? Hundreds! And I can’t even get a permit for one stinkin’ wedding ceremony.” The Candy Land Avenger was also asked to comment on these events, but she declined to comment (we think) by giggling inanely until our cameraman’s head exploded.
We’ll miss you, Joe.
In local news: A strange ship descended from outer space this morning and landed in central park. This has proven to be an awkward place for the spacecraft’s inhabitants, who happen to look exactly like Earth dogs. These aliens seemed to be outraged at the sight of their canine twins leashed and collared. The aliens demolished two whole city blocks with what we’re being told are proto-nuclear-fusion-destructo-beams. If not for the super-heroic deeds of Space Lawyer and his sidekick, the Celestial Clerk, the entire city might have been destroyed. Unfortunately, Space Lawyer was killed during the fight. There will be a wake held tomorrow at the Belly-Brother’s Funeral Home. The Celestial Clerk has asked that anyone able to attend show up and offer a few last words. When asked about his reaction to the death of Space Lawyer, the Celestial Clerk had these words to offer, “He was a genuinely good person. He spent his days defending the innocent from all threats, whether they were in the courts or on the streets. He deserves a place in heaven. Too bad lawyers go to hell ::sob::. We’ll miss you, Space Lawyer!”
And that seems to be all the time we have for now. Please join us again at 5 o’clock, when our investigative reporters uncover the truth behind the tights and masks in a special report called: Skin Tight and Kicking Bottom: Superhero Fashion Statements of the Season
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Read yesterday’s 12 o’clock news here
Good evening Hive!
How are you all?
In the last few hours, hurricane force snowstorms have struck throughout the country. A new felonious villain calling himself “Crazy Cold Snowdude” has claimed responsibility for the unseasonal weather. He has demanded that the government release a long list of villains from custody, or he will continue his reign of frozen terror indefinitely. The local temperature is expected to reach minus 5 degrees today, with a low of minus 12.
In other news: “Amazing Ferret,” the loveable and manic superhero, and sexy squeaky superheroine/supermodel “The Candy Land Avenger,” have announced their plans to wed. The happy couple have decided to hold the ceremony on the moon, but are having difficulty obtaining the proper permits to do so. Amazing Ferret was quoted as saying, “It’s times like these that you’re really tempted to switch sides. How many super villains have unlicensed techno-doom-domes on the moon? Hundreds! And I can’t even get a permit for one stinkin’ wedding ceremony.” The Candy Land Avenger was also asked to comment on these events, but she declined to comment (we think) by giggling inanely until our cameraman’s head exploded.
We’ll miss you, Joe.
In local news: A strange ship descended from outer space this morning and landed in central park. This has proven to be an awkward place for the spacecraft’s inhabitants, who happen to look exactly like Earth dogs. These aliens seemed to be outraged at the sight of their canine twins leashed and collared. The aliens demolished two whole city blocks with what we’re being told are proto-nuclear-fusion-destructo-beams. If not for the super-heroic deeds of Space Lawyer and his sidekick, the Celestial Clerk, the entire city might have been destroyed. Unfortunately, Space Lawyer was killed during the fight. There will be a wake held tomorrow at the Belly-Brother’s Funeral Home. The Celestial Clerk has asked that anyone able to attend show up and offer a few last words. When asked about his reaction to the death of Space Lawyer, the Celestial Clerk had these words to offer, “He was a genuinely good person. He spent his days defending the innocent from all threats, whether they were in the courts or on the streets. He deserves a place in heaven. Too bad lawyers go to hell ::sob::. We’ll miss you, Space Lawyer!”
And that seems to be all the time we have for now. Please join us again at 5 o’clock, when our investigative reporters uncover the truth behind the tights and masks in a special report called: Skin Tight and Kicking Bottom: Superhero Fashion Statements of the Season
_________________________________________
Read yesterday’s 12 o’clock news here
Good evening Hive!
How are you all?
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barsoomcore
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UnDFind, that's some funny sugar. Keep it comin'
kuroshidaku
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Poor Space Lawyer. If only I had known him better.
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