[Hivemind]What did you say?

[Horacio]

Beware of the wrath of the Piratecat because he is quick (even with his peg leg) and prone to anger (even if he looks like an innocent kitty)...

 

[Mark CMG]

It is the sorcery of the PirateCat.

He has struck down the ancient remnants of the HiveMind... deleted all trace we left upon these boards...

Including our post counts.

Crothian only lost about 4,000-odd posts.

Didn't Crothian drop from 18,000 to 12,000 posts? That's a third.

I think they should just delete old HIVE threads as soon as they have been closed and drop off the first page. That'd keep there from being any problems, and post count means nothing anyway, so what would it matter?

 

[Eternalknight]

Good Evening HIVE!

Afternoon, new Mark.

 

[demiurge1138]

It is the sorcery of the PirateCat.

He has struck down the ancient remnants of the HiveMind... deleted all trace we left upon these boards...

Including our post counts.

Crothian only lost about 4,000-odd posts.

No! Very no!

NO!!!
(at this point, giant stone letters float into space)

 

[demiurge1138]

When he commandsss me to do ssso, I will lead my brethren in a great Vermintide of dessstruction and we will devour all in thisss world who do not bear hisss mark.

Heya Sniktch. Having fun being an avatar?
I remember when I unleashed a Vermintide on Earth. You know, just for kicks.

Ahh, those were the days. Back when omnipotence meant something, you know?

 

[Sniktch]

At least wait until they drop to the third page; I like to drop into old threads sometimes and see what I missed...

 

[Skade]

From the Prophecies of Darkness:

"...there will come a time where the Hivemind has grown fat and bloated from overposting.
And in that time, the great feline destroyer will bring a great reckoning to them.
All of the Hivemind will burned away, leaving only bitter ashes in the great feline destroyer's wake.
After the reckoning, the Hivemind will have become thin and small.
And their hunger will again grow beyond bounds, their hunger for posting..."

 

[HellHound]

Hey Mark, nice to see you!

Your holiday was a smashing success for the e-publishers.

I owe you a beer @ GenCon!

(I'm sure I asked you this already, but my memory is short, horter even when I am in a creative burst as I am tonight - so, Gonna be at Origins?)

 

[Sniktch]

Heya Sniktch. Having fun being an avatar?
I remember when I unleashed a Vermintide on Earth. You know, just for kicks.

Ahh, those were the days. Back when omnipotence meant something, you know?

I am not an avatar but merely a ssservant of the perfect and divine Great Horned Rat.

 

[demiurge1138]

Skade, is that Book of Loony 1:17, row 3, seats 12-15?
I love that one.