Just started my work day too and will spend half my day on enworld...
That kobold thing... got me tinkin'... my next game when I'll get 3.5... here goes:
Two great entities are fighting in the abyss. Colossal duel. Ground shaking and all that. The kobold god (can't remember his name) is there, hiding, watching the whole thing, quivering.
Now. The two entities kill each other, simultaneously. Huge shockwave that spans thousands of miles. Beautiful thing. Where the entities were, a glowing ball of divine energy floats above the ground. The combined divine essence of the entities.
Now. Kobold god knows that other demons/gods must have heard the blast and must be flying over to investigate like quicklings with the runs (I read that somewhere on the board and made me ROFL). Kobold god wants to grab that energy, and use it for himself, but knows that he's too weak and would explode. Decides to channel that energy into all his followers i.e. ALL the kobolds.
So, apply the paragon template to all kobolds. Start campaign. Grin at players.
