Hot Italian Beef

[Morrus]

Hey, Eric - weren't there a whole bunch of pics taken on the Thursday night? Was that your camera or someone else's?

 

[Jack Haggerty]

That's funny, I thought the U.S. banned foreign beef imports due to mad cow disease fears...

Nope. Only British beef is banned, really. Which begs the question...

What's Morrus doing in New York?

 

[EricNoah]

Hey, Eric - weren't there a whole bunch of pics taken on the Thursday night? Was that your camera or someone else's?

It's all a blur. My film from the trip still hasn't been developed.

 

[Broken Fang]

So who is holding who's beef? You two are getting way to close.

 

[orbitalfreak]

Nope. Only British beef is banned, really. Which begs the question...

What's Morrus doing in New York?

You answered your own question: It's BEEF that's banned, not chicken!

 

[Jack Haggerty]

You answered your own question: It's BEEF that's banned, not chicken!

You mean you don't think Morrus is Hot British Beef?

That's not what you were saying last week...

 

[Piratecat]

You mean you don't think Morrus is Hot British Beef?

That's not what you were saying last week...

That's not what Eric's Grandma was saying, either!

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

I have a new desktop!

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Desktop update...

Do *not* put it on stretch. Nobody should have to see Russ's beef stretched that far.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Desktop update update:

Conversation with girlfriend over IM:

Me: Wanna see my new desktop?
Her: Ok
Me: <sends file> It's italian beef.
Her: I see that. What's it from?
Me: It's the guys who run this message board I read.
Her: Let me guess...slashdot or something geeky?
Me: Um...no..not geeky at all
Her: Okay, geekier than slashdot...is it some silly gamer thing?
Me: I plead the fifth.