Marckarius Millithor, the Spectacular Elderboy!
Here's Marckarius' stat block, in the manner of the FRCS:
Marckarius Millithor, male drow Rgr5/Ftr5: CR 12; Medium-sized humanoid (elf); HD 5d8+5d10+10; hp 59; Init +3; Spd 30 ft; AC 24 (touch 13, flat-footed 21); Atk +15/+10 melee (1d8+5 plus 1d6 electricity/x2, +1 shocking burst light flail), +15/+10 ranged (1d4+2/x2, +1 sling and +1 bullet, 50 ft); SA Spells; SQ Drow traits, favored foe (Elves +4, aberrations +2), light blindness, spell-like abilities; SR 21; AL CE; SV Fort +9, Ref +8, Will +5; Str 17, Dex 16, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 14. Height 4 ft 8 in.
Skills and Feats: Climb +9, Concentration +5, Handle Animal +14, Heal +5, Hide +15, Jump +9, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +6, Listen +5, Move Silently +15, Ride +7, Search +6, Spot +5, Survival +9, Swim -3; Blind-Fight, Dodge, Endurance*, Iron Will, Leadership, Rapid Shot, Stealthy, Track*, Weapon Focus (light flail), Weapon Specialization (light flail).
Possessions: +1 shocking burst light flail, +1 sling, 50 +1 sling bullets, +2 light fortification elven chain, belt of giant's strength +4, boots of elvenkind, cloak of elvenkind, gloves of dexterity +2[/i], house insignia (see below), lion shield, spider mask (see below), 2 potions of cure light wounds, potion of cure moderate wounds, ring of feather falling, fancy clothes and jewelry totalling approximately 22,030 gp.
House Insignia: Allows the following effects: 3/day -- levitate, message, as Sor3. The message effect restricts the recipient to anyone else bearing an insignia of House Millithor.
Spider Mask: This full-face mask has cloth spider legs and a stylized spider face. Anyone wearing it can move through spiderwebs as though under a freedom of movement spell.
Capsule: Marckarius Millithor is the elderboy of House Millithor, and he never lets himself forget it. He is a fun-loving, mischievous sort who nevertheless has a mean head for business (especially the business end of his flail). He is respectful and devoted to his mother, Matron Ki'Willis, and is dedicated to the continued existence of House Millithor in any form. His best bet for success lies in cooperation with the other survivors, even though he has little reason to like his half-siblings. Marckarius will only admit to regretting the loss of his father's martial prowess, which would be an asset in these troubled times. Still, his once-hyperactive tongue has been stilled for now, and only She Who Spins knows when it will open again.
Quote: I may be a shallow guy, but I'm a shallow guy with a nice butt.
TWK
Oh, and he speaks like this.