How about a Online game day?

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

...knowing you, you'd have 'em potty-trained in no time!

GROAN

 

[alsih2o]

GROAN

same thought, bigger letters....

 

[Maldur]

You would be perfect as the crazy dad

"where is your, dad?"
"Oh he is in the backyard playing with mud...again"
"Coooool, can we watch!"

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

An online gaming day sounds interesting.