How do you layer your pizza?

[Kaodi]

You could always just observe PizzaPrincessG making pizza for like eight hours a day on Twitch.

 

[R_J_K75]

Kind of off topic but not really. I think it was another thread themed on Pizza, fast food or drive-thrus where Dairy Queen was brought up. I couldn;t find it, but even if I did its not worth necroing that one. Anyhow I said here in Buffalo, DQ opens around this time every year and theres always people out there in 2 foot of snow waiting to get ice cream. Right as rain, I drove by Friday about 1PM when it was 6 degrees F with the windchill, and poor suckers were lined up...I just had to laugh and reminded me of that old thread.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

So what do necromancers put on their pizza?

 

[R_J_K75]

So what do necromancers put on their pizza?

Peronis Disease?

 

[Deset Gled]

So what do necromancers put on their pizza?

Cheese fermented in a used coffin, tomato sauce from plants raised in a graveyard, mushrooms grown on human corpses, and pineapple.

The pineapple is there to channel negative energy. The rest are just for flavor.

 

[R_J_K75]

The pineapple is there to channel negative energy.

Not if its in Canada

 

[KYRON45]

I leave it up to the pizza place. The last time I told them how to do their jobs; my food tasted weird.

 

[Mercurius]

Dough - olive oil - sauce - basil - cheese - toppings - cheese

 

[CleverNickName]

I leave it up to the pizza place. The last time I told them how to do their jobs; my food tasted weird.

Wisdom is your max stat.

 

[Mannahnin]

Back in the mid 90s there was about 15 of us sitting around, having beers, toking and playing Street Fighter on SNES. We order subs. Food comes, everyone starts eating and above the sound of chewing we hear..."WTF, there's no meat on my sub!!" He calls the pizza place and tells them to bring him a new sub. Guy shows up with the new sub, but demands to see the one originally delivered, opens it up and the meat was under the lettuce. Delivery guy told him to take a hike, took his new sub and went home. We laughed at him for years over that. 45 minutes after we were all done eating, he's over in the corner eating alone. People that smoke pot shouldn't let other people that smoke pot order food with 14 other people that just smoked pot. The funniest part about the incident was the delivery guys reaction, (and it was the same guy who originally dropped the food off) he was mad and called the guy a few choice words. I remember him being pretty adamant about making sure everyone got what they ordered the first time because it was such a large order. Life was so much simpler then.

My classic gaming buddies delivery story involves a group of us gathered at a friend's apartment, and most of us decided we wanted Chinese, but my brother wanted pizza and ordered Domino's.

Back in the day in New England, it used to be common for some reason for old school Chinese places to give you dinner rolls and butter. Both dine-in and delivery. And we had a macho young dude game we liked to play sometimes with the rolls, where you'd tear one in half, hollow out a space in the middle, fill that up with Chinese hot mustard (the good stuff in the little plastic containers; not the trash packet mustard), pinch it shut, then stuff the whole thing in your mouth and chew and eat it. The fun was dealing with the spice without choking or coughing, and getting the whole thing down without needing to spit any out.

So we order Chinese, it shows up, and my brother is hungry as we all set to on our Chinese, so he grabs a roll and some mustard and has that as a snack while he's waiting for the pizza. His face goes a bit red but he handles it, and we all nod in acknowledgement of his macho and return our attention to the food.

Moments later the bell rings for the door, and his pizza shows up. He goes and gets it and pays the guy, and comes back saying "The pizza guy looked at me really weird." We all look up and we see my brother has blood smeared ALL up the side of his face, like he murdered someone! We laugh and tell him to look at himself in the bathroom mirror. He yells/laughs in surprise and shock, and gets cleaned up.

So what happened was that my brother was prone to nosebleeds. And after the rest of us looked away, in dealing with the pain of the massive dose of mustard spice in his sinuses, two things happened- 1) his nose started to bleed without him realizing it, and 2) he pressed the heel of his hand against his cheek/sinus next to his nose, to dull the pain. So he rubbed that blood all up the side of his face without realizing it, with the doorbell ringing before he even had a chance to look at his hand.