How do you pronounce "fhtagn" and what does it mean?

[evileeyore]

No that's only with He Who Shall Not Be Named.

You know; Hastur (say it three times and he can appear).

What about Hastur? Ya know he's really a nice guy. I asked him how to pronounce the afor mentioned mentioned phrase. Hastur said just say it like its spelled. And its monsyllabic. Anyway I hope this clears things up. Later today we're headed out to a movie, its one of Hast-...

 

[Hastur Hastur]

From out of the netherworld a slime coated bulk, covered in swaying tentacles rushes evileeyore and crushes him to a pulpy mess.

Bellowing his triumph to the unhearing stars the horrific abomination storms across the thread scooping up handfuls of EnWorld posters.

As hong and The Crimster hang helplessly from the monsters claws it turns its swollen, mishappened head to the screen and screams;

This is only the beginning mortal fleas!

 

[Dispater]

Huh? Hast-

 

[tenelo]

Someone out there has a sig 'Cthullhu Toboggan' which caused my other half to fall off his chair laughing when he noticed it. Of course, I then had to get the whole thing explained to me before I got the joke

 

[Tom Cashel]

It is pronounced monosyllabically.

 

[Aaron L]

Cthulhu Toboggan! OMG!
(falls off chair)
(stands back up)
(falls down again)

 

[Hand of Vecna]

Remember:

Cthulhu loves you (dipped in chocolate)!

Cthulhu saves (in case he's hungry later)!

 

[Tom Cashel]

Hey, nice sig, Vecna. Given the recent news from Germany, that's in extremely good taste. No really, don't ever change.

edit: Sorry for the obnoxiousness...coming from that story to this board and seeing "KILLING HONOR ROLL STUDENTS" in caps is just really sucky. I know it's a joke and all, but if it were actually funny it might be worth keeping.

 

[Hand of Vecna]

If I knew what you were talking about, Tom, I might be inclined to change my.sig...

 

[Hand of Vecna]

Addendum: Tom, I just leapt over to CNN.com and saw what you were referring to. If I inadvertently offended you, I do apologize. As you can see, out of respect for the tragic event, I've changed my .sig.

I thought the saying was funny when I first saw it on a button several months ago, and added it to my .sig; in light of recent events, I can see how it would offend.