How do you say pantheon?

How do you pronounce "pantheon"?

With the clank of a thousand hammers and the whistle of a hundred steam trains, a large metallic golem that looks somewhat like a crustacean ambles into the thread. Before it's great eys are a rather dainty pair of spectacles. One fine little claw reaches up and removes the spectacles.

Ahem.

The word you are looking for is propounced as follows.

You begin with a hard "c" or "k" sound, followed by the shortened vowel "a", but mittigated through the use of a "w". Follow?

With equal weight, you then add an "l" sound that leads into a shortened "i", ending in a "shhh" sound.

Then, after enough pause to indicate a second word, you begin again with an "l" sound, this time leadind into a lond "e". This fist syllable will be accented. Then you have a soft "g" or "j" blending into a "on".

Ready to try? Say it with me:

"Kwalish Legion."

There, that wasn't so hard.
 

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Dark Helmet said:


You pronounce the purple one HO-mo. :)

puts on moderator hat

:( Lest you forget the rules of the board - please refrain from any intolerate langauge or attitudes even as a joke. The use of insulting terms and phrases is a big non-no here.

Thanks.
 

Henry, the impish god of Enthusiasm, suddenly meterializes in front of The great Kwalish behemoth....

"EEEEYYAAAAAAAAHHHH! "

...and them promptly disappears.
 


AZRogue appears in a flash of silver fire and, after surveying the scene, summons a throne to rest upon

I care not how these mortals pronounce the word, as long as they do it on their bellies with their mouths in the dust.

Becoming quickly bored, AZRogue summons forth the Divine Chocolate Chip Cookie Shurikens of Death and passes them out to the other returning Gods.

If we're going to be forced to listen to this stuff then we may as well enjoy ourselves!

With a grin, AZRogue begins to casually throw the Divine Chocolate Chip Cookies of Death at the posters, impaling them with cruel precision, and pausing periodically to have a bite.

Don't make me pull out my Post-It Notes of Power foo!
 

*Darwin oft-dead and typically confused and powerless god of... Well, not quite sure, wanders into the thread munching on ambrosia.*

Well, look at all the mortals.... Want some? Ha! Can't have none.

This feels good. Back to the roots you know. They say you can't go home again, but I mean, who really are they, I'm a god! I'll do what I please!
 


A small shadow appears. Someguy appears, kinda, unceramoniosly.
Since I lack a portfolio now... I come Bringing TACOS!

Someguy tries to be ominous, but fails...
 
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A paladin of stern visage and calm demeanor strides up to the foot of Mount Hater.

I, the newly-found champion of the Pantheon, am here to do thy bidding!
 


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