Thomas Shey
Legend
As to suicide by kobold, in my last campaign I was one of five players standard 5e pointbuy & any wotc published book for race/class/background was allowed by the gm yet over the course of frostmaiden there were thirteen characters other than the one wizard I played start to finish... It was so disruptive that when I agreed to take back over & started this campaign I declared that magic to bring back the dead is easily obtainable so character development by suicide would be penalized by lower level or lower stats as a condition of doing so. Suicide by kobold is not limited to "unlucky" chargen results.
No, but if you insist on people playing as rolled, that's the obvious out, and I've known people who would keep doing it under your conditions until you got sick of it just to make a point.
Again, after your characterization in your second to previous post about anyone who doesn't want to take just anything the dice give them, my willingness to assume good faith on your part here has departed. You don't get to demonize people who don't want to do it your way and then try and claim the moral high ground.