Untouchable [General]
You are innocent, no matter what you are accused of. Your purity is unbreakable by those that obviously envy you so.
Prerequisites: Cha 19+, Egotistical Egomanical Jackass, Feat Creation God, Get Whatever You Want, Greater Feat Creation God, Improved Feat Creation God, It’s Not Over Yet, Jackass, Shameless, Shmuck, Signature King, What A Punkass, must not have the Piss & Moan feat.
Benefit: There isn’t a soul on earth that could prove you are responsible for any wrong doing. Nothing you do is “bad”. You could be hanging from the middle of a traffic post overlooking Times Square, strapped into a funky swing custom tailored to hold two people while you conduct the business of professional exchange with a street walker right above a crowd of thousands of reporters and cameramen that are all outfitted with 50X telescopic zoom lenses that can capture 5,000 hours of high resolution digital recordings, and you still won’t get busted. It’s all good, baby.
Normal: Without this feat, it is quite likely that you will one day have to take the blame for your screwups.
Special: Even Bill Clinton wishes he was as smooth as you.
Note: You cannot use the Feat Creation God, Improved Feat Creation God, or Greater Feat Creation God feats to create this feat.