How many ENWorlders does it take to change a light bulb

1 crash test dummie who ate his sister's cooking from her easy baked oven. heated via lightbulb. and lived to tell the tale. :uhoh:
 

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1 to post about this thread to RPGNet, leading to a 26 page thread featuring 52 flames, 46 off-topic references to Exalted, 5 mentions of how the poster's narratavist game handles lightbulb changing so much better, 9 claims that mechanics for lightbulb changing are useless, and 1 assertion that the d20 system is utterly incapable of handling lightbulb changing.
 

And 50 EnWorlder's running off to Nothingland to boo-hoo and grip when the lightbulb thread is closed when it devolves into a flame war. :] ;) :cool:
 

diaglo said:
1 crash test dummie who ate his sister's cooking from her easy baked oven. heated via lightbulb. and lived to tell the tale. :uhoh:
Hee! I remember those! A brave soul you are indeed, diaglo. But back to the thread hijack about candles [:p], how about an easy baked GRILL that cooks over an open flame! The superiority of candles, now in child-sized cooking devices! Lawsuits ensue as houses burn down... :]
 

Don't forget about the four PDF publishers who proudly announce that their product best handled the light bulb changing mechanic, and letting you know where you can buy it.

And at least one grammar nazi (most likely British, could be Canuck) who cringes and weeps at an American referring to it as a lite bulb (does it have less fat? Taste less filling?)

Don't even get me started about the rumours about 4.0 light bulbs coming out...
 

Dextra said:
Don't even get me started about the rumours about 4.0 light bulbs coming out...

Don't forget the thread purporting to show all the lightbulb versons there have actually been, thus proving the next will be something like the 33rd edition.
 

mythusmage said:
Don't forget the thread purporting to show all the lightbulb versons there have actually been, thus proving the next will be something like the 33rd edition.

1 tired old candlemaker.. "Bah, Thomas Edison was a hack. Everyone knows the candle was the best form of light. He just felt threatened by us. And wanted to steal our thunder."
 

diaglo said:
1 tired old candlemaker.. "Bah, Thomas Edison was a hack. Everyone knows the candle was the best form of light. He just felt threatened by us. And wanted to steal our thunder."
My hat of [scented] candles knows no limit! :mad:
 

Frukathka said:
My hat of [scented] candles knows no limit! :mad:
What's wrong with scented candles, exactly? I like to go to the arts & crafts store just to walk through the scented candles section. ;)
 

genshou said:
What's wrong with scented candles, exactly? I like to go to the arts & crafts store just to walk through the scented candles section. ;)
When my sister used to live at home, she would have 50 scented candles lit, all a different odor. Her room was next to mine, and connected via ventilation so it made my room stink!
 

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