Mustrum_Ridcully
Legend
How much trouble are my party in?
I am optimistic they will pull through and talk about the evening for years.
But... What about your English Teacher? If she* sees your thread title, what will she feel? How is she supposed to live with that feeling of failure and shame?

*) I assume she was female, because I have the image of an elderly woman with gray hair when I think "English Teacher" in this context.
I bet you wanted to write "players" or "PCs" first, didn't you?