How on earth could you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?


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madriel said:
My boyfriend's ex-roommate had a looped tape of Enter the Sandman. Were those fans like that?

Not quite that bad. Just twenty four hour a day type-o negative, manowar and carcass.
 


MeepoTheMighty said:

Would it still have strippers, booze, prostitution, and $1.99 buffets?

Is that all.

Hardly sounds like a good time to me. What's the fun of boozing, lerchery and sport eating if there's no opportunity to be fleeced of everything I own?
 


Re: [Hivemind]A jellyfish? How on earth could you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?

arwink said:
Someone's already admitted to restraining themselves when it came to the question. I've never seen spongebob, but I figured I'd be better off asking the question here than dragging another thread off-topic.

So "A jellyfish? How on earth could you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?"

Tell me.

If the intention is to use a jellyfish in a campaign somewhere, I'd suggest the seaside tavern jellyfish tank challenge!

In the center of the bar is a big tank in which is kept a jellyfish. The standing challenge is for someone to dunk their head into the tank (perhaps repeatedly). All of the patrons who are sitting around the tank can be beating on the glass to anger the creature and incite it to sting the head-dunking adventurer and that bastard better have damned good Fort save. One dunk for three minutes wins a free drink. Two dunks, a round for the dunkers table. Three dunks wins a room for the night and five dunks rooms for the dunker and companions. At any point if the dunker is stung and loses consciousness, they are carried to the back door and dumped into the alley (maybe without their coins).
 

Re: Re: [Hivemind]A jellyfish? How on earth could you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?

Mark said:


If the intention is to use a jellyfish in a campaign somewhere,

I keep telling Darkness the Hivemind stuff gets confusing once it's taken out of context :)


I'd suggest the seaside tavern jellyfish tank challenge!

In the center of the bar is a big tank in which is kept a jellyfish. The standing challenge is for someone to dunk their head into the tank (perhaps repeatedly). All of the patrons who are sitting around the tank can be beating on the glass to anger the creature and incite it to sting the head-dunking adventurer and that bastard better have damned good Fort save. One dunk for three minutes wins a free drink. Two dunks, a round for the dunkers table. Three dunks wins a room for the night and five dunks rooms for the dunker and companions. At any point if the dunker is stung and loses consciousness, they are carried to the back door and dumped into the alley (maybe without their coins).

But sometimes we hit paydirt.

YOINK
 


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