How to know your DM’s a Rat Bastard:

[palleomortis]

I think I might cry, You guys just described me, AND every DM I have ever know. Such a good thread.

 

[Goddess FallenAngel]

Why do I always seem to get mentioned in these kind of threads?

Something to do with your custom title, I would guess?

 

[egomann]

94 Your DM has converted a hackmaster module to 3.5 mechanics and plays it without other adjustments.

I did the opposite. I converted a 3.5 module to Hackmaster.

 

[Corbert]

The DM makes sure that a casual sexual encounter gets your char pregnant (male as well as female ).

Worse, its twins, triplets, quads, etc .

Even worse, in a battle with incorporeal undead on of the babies is possessed while still in the womb, and theres no way to tell which one it is :\ .