How to ruin a classic movie

[Dannyalcatraz]

Given the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, he'd love it...methanchlorians, too. Maybe the Death Shart.

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in The Farts, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Obi-Wan: The Farts is a field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.

 

[MechaPilot]

Naturally, I'm a bit nervous about the remake... will it do the source material and the original movie justice?

I was under the impression the new bladerunner movie is going to be a late sequel (like Fury Road was for the Mad Max franchise) and not a remake.

 

[Morrus]

I was under the impression the new bladerunner movie is going to be a late sequel (like Fury Road was for the Mad Max franchise) and not a remake.

You're correct. It is a sequel, not a remake.

 

[Jhaelen]

Ah, okay. I guess, 'The Force Awakens' being called a sequel confused me...

 

[Hand of Evil]

Godfather remake with an all women cast, called Godmother, starting Melissa McCarty in the role of Don Vito Corleone.

 

[Eltab]

Casablanca, adapted to modern techniques and tastes. Especially the Bogart / Bacall scenes in Paris.
Because doing so will ruin Bogart's later line to her (thought-to-be-dead) husband, "and I ... let her pretend."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Casablanca, adapted to modern techniques and tastes. Especially the Bogart / Bacall scenes in Paris.
Because doing so will ruin Bogart's later line to her (thought-to-be-dead) husband, "and I ... let her pretend."

"But I’ve got thangs to do, boo. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I gots to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I ain't bougie, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of a few homies don’t amount to jack in this crazy world. Someday you’ll grok me. I'm Audi!"

 

[Ryujin]

"The Day the Earth Stood Still" with Keanu Reeves.

Oh, wait.....

"Army of Darkness" with Nicholas Cage.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Die Hard starring Justin Bieber in the role of John McClane

 

[Ryujin]

Die Hard starring Justin Bieber in the role of John McClane

Seeing Bieber get shot, blown up, and having his feet cut to shreds. How could that NOT be a good movie?