D&D 5E Human v. Dwarf FINALS!

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Human v. Dwarf

  • Human

    Votes: 35 68.6%
  • Dwarf

    Votes: 16 31.4%

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Human supremacist here. Where our beards are just as wiry as a dwarf, and our spells as potent as an elf's. All while being considerably better looking than both (though Arwen can come by anytime *wink wink*).
 

Voted for the single most iconic fantasy race around, the DWARF!

Seriously, is there a fantasy franchise where dwarves aren't always recognizable as dwarves?
 


Conan or Dopey?

I choose Conan.

You know, on second thought, if they actually brought back the fun, goofy aspects of dwarves, I might change my mind.
 


Gah! I missed the chance to vote Gnome in the semi. Don't suppose it would've made much difference.

But, [MENTION=40233]Salamandyr[/MENTION], what you said = gnome...

Although, a lot of "making race X have trait Y" comes down to RP.

Humanity has so much variation, and within essentially homogenous societies there is enormous variation...why should the same not be true for any race?

I know a couple of very grumpy Irishmen who'd score a 7 or 8 tops in CHA. I know a very funny German. I know lots of cheerful Scots who eat healthily and don't drink or start fights. I know some impolite Americans. I know a French lady who is extremely diligent about underarm depilation. To be fair, every Canadian I've met has been very healthy and positively vibrating with energy. But the point is, in every grouping there is almost infinite variety. You want a silly dwarf or a crude elf or a pacifist half Orc? Do it. Play it that way.

Also, vote dwarf.

Because underdog.

And because combining it with everything else makes a dwarf bard, right?
 

Dwarves are my favorite non-human race, but I voted for Human.

The reason for my vote is that I prefer the challenge of Human. Everything works as advertised. No resistances or immunities. No racial dark vision. No radical stat bumps that move you from "Pretty good!" to "ZOMG!" You have to carry more gear and plan better for fights. And despite all that, you still typically get the job done.
 

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