WotC (humor) 1001 reasons why WotC is bad

[payn]

26. Pixar fatling art in 5E

 

[not-so-newguy]

27 WOTC likes Godfather 3

 

[not-so-newguy]

28 WOTC puts on their collective pants both legs at a time

 

[not-so-newguy]

29 Everyone at WOTC eats sub sandwiches sideways.

 

[W'rkncacnter]

WOTC likes Godfather 3

30. WOTC did not like the Godfather.

 

[GuyBoy]

31 WOTC don’t sponsor my local rugby team.

 

[not-so-newguy]

32 You're only allowed to wear 90s raver jeans at WOTC

 

[Zardnaar]

33. They made 3E
34. They made 3.5
35. They made 4E
36. They made 5E
37. Selling cardboard Crack
38. Mythic rare lootbox cash grab
39. They're an American corporation
40. In Seattle.

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

41. WotC loves the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time (and any other water-based dungeon in any other game ever made, really). Savages.

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

42. They designed the halflings as gnomes with huge potato heads. It sucks.
42.1 The old-school halflings were just hobbits rip-off. It sucked.
42.2 The 3.5 halflings were creepy toddlers with swords. It sucked, also.