D&D 5E Why 5e? Bringing Back the Cheesecake Factory!

[Clint_L]

CCR is second to none.

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[sevenbastard]

Cheese Cake Factories will also make you pretty much anything you want if you ask nicely.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Cheese Cake Factories will also make you pretty much anything you want if you ask nicely.

I asked them nicely to make me smarter, but no dice.

So I had to settle for a very dry martini. How dry? I told them to pour the gin, and the take the bottle of vermouth out back and shoot it.

 

[TwoSix]

So I had to settle for a very dry martini. How dry? I told them to pour the gin, and the take the bottle of vermouth out back and shoot it.

This is obviously a metaphor about the transition from 1e to 2e.

 

[Parmandur]

Well, I like 5E, and I like the Cheescake Factory, so the analogy seems sound on thst front.

Warning: do not, under a y circumstances, order a burrito at the Cheesecake Factory.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Cheesecake Factory is probably something I will never experience.

 

[Parmandur]

Cheesecake Factory is probably something I will never experience.

That's a shame, they make a good burger and, believe it or not, killer chessecake.

 

[Older Beholder]

I thought this thread was going to be about bringing back cheesecake art in 5E.
Instead i got another well written and interesting analysis of modern D&D by Snarf.
No notes.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

That's a shame, they make a good burger and, believe it or not, killer chessecake.

Wait ... they have Cheescake?

I never knew that. Either I am so full from the giant appetizers and entrees to think about dessert, or we've already been tossed because of Derek. DEREK!!!!!

 

[Parmandur]

@Snarf Zagyg not sure why thst is surprising, their cheescake is legitimately quite good.