[Humor] 101 Things you'd hear in Middle Earth MMORPG


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34) "Aragorn is a twink. No way he got the Sword of Narsil at level 5!"

35) "Dont mind Aragorn. He is just pissed he didn't choose elf as his race at character creation."

36) Boromir tells you : "Ever since Gandalf died and Aragorn has taken over this group has been f$%&ed. He says rest we get attacked, we move he gets us lost. I'm going to see if Frodo wants to go with me to Gondor and leave this loser behind."
 
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38)

::Loading, Please Wait::

You have now entered HELM'S DEEP.

you say, "Anybody know if there is a merchant in here?"

Elrond tells the guild, "Legolas, you are in Helm's Deep?

you tell the guild, "Yeah had to sell some loot."

Elrond tells the guild, "Camp now! Fast!"

you tell the guild, "Huh? what's going on?"

Elrond tells the guild, "Saruman has his whole guild on the way to Helm's Deep. They are going after Theoden for quest. Anyone in the way is gonna be slaughtered."

You begin to camp.
::Camping in 30 seconds::
 
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39) I saw a guy with The One Ring sword, totally h4xx0r3d.

40) Does anyone have Galadriel's anklet? I already have all the other items in the set.

41) Dueling sucks! Every elf has a Legolas' Bow!

42) Damn exp stealer. Playing a dwarf in a "White wizards Only!!!" game.
 
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43)

Seen on the screen of Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Merry, Pippin, Gimli, and Gandalf

Sam cries at Frodo
Sam cries at Frodo
Sam cries at Frodo
Sam cries at Frodo
Aragorn says, "Stop spamming emotes!"
Sam cries at Frodo
Sam cries at Frodo
/ignore Sam
You are now ignoring Sam.
 



48)"Hey Gan! Why are we sluggin' throug this frozen wasteland when there's Mithril and Dwarven Items to be h4uled down below in Moria?"
49)"WTF? Balrog?! Those aren't in the User Manual or any of the fan-sites I frequent! T00km4sturZ stunt back there must have unlocked a hidden boss!"
50)"Man, that Gandalf cheat!! He respawned with double power!"
 

49.) I just found out who has the dummy accounts. Appears that Aragorn, Strider and Ellisar are all the same dude, as is Gimli and Treebeard.

50.) Dude, theres a respawn point in Fanghorn...
 

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