D&D 4E [Humor] For All Your 4e Monster Naming Needs

[Lizard]

http://www.clarkzoo.org/KovalicScroll/Default.aspx

Some examples...
Icecatcher Orc
Orc Brittlepanties
Mire-flank Orc
Heavystripper Orc
Orc Tombdickens
Cookieliver Orc
Winterking Orc
Greenwrestle Orc
Orc Swallowreaver
Orc Girl-bait
Orc Gloomjuice
Beast-ho Orc
Orc Despoilerlord
Orc Pyrestrummer
Orc Chickenwonderworm
Gnollmolester Orc
Orc Spongefoot
Saladwielder Orc
Orc Whitebits
Creamfoot Orc
Orc Fightclub
Spiritbootie Orc
Orc Toadwind
Orc Beefwind
Orc Goathammer
Dragon-eye Orc
Gnomeloins Orc
Necro-pants Orc

 

[keterys]

You know, most of those are pretty bad... but I actually really like Winterking Orc.

 

[Lizard]

You know, most of those are pretty bad... but I actually really like Winterking Orc.

If YOU don't write up the Gnollmolester Orc, *I* will!

 

[keterys]

If YOU don't write up the Gnollmolester Orc, *I* will!

Hah. All yours. I like that cookieliver one on the humorous side... and I still might do a Winterking Orc. I think there's an orc mini with a white wolf helm or somesuch...

 

[Grazzt]

Some of these sound like they'd fit right into the MM actually:

Gnoll Itsybityteenyweenygiblets
Pain-in-the-hole Gnoll
Gnoll Numbsore
Thunderbreeze Gnoll
Gnoll Gnoll-licious
Goatwanker Gnoll
Gnoll Steelclaw
Dartjuice Gnoll
Gnoll Candystench
Gnoll Dartsore
Gnoll Cleavelandwonderworm
Gnollqueen Gnoll
Gnoll Greenwhore
Gnoll Venomking
Direchew Gnoll
Gnoll Fellboard
Gnoll Havokbreather

 

[keterys]

Steelclaw, Venomking and Havokbreather sound promising

 

[Hellzon]

Venomking and Steelclaw work just fine. I got a Yuan-ti Firedancer when I used one of those randomizers.

 

[Phaezen]

Populating a Kobold Village

Kobold Koboldtrimmer the barber
Kobold Proudkettle, tinker?
Kobold Copperfroster, barman(kobold?)

Phaezen

 

[Ashardalon]

Buttercow Drow
Itsybityteenyweenyyellowpolkadotbikini Drow
Drow Slimeboots
Bubbletooth Drow
Drow Postpunkbottom
Drow Stoatstockings
Drow Brownjuice
Drow Taskfroster
Drow Tweedlestrummer
Drow Moonnuts
Drow Chappedpants
Drow Pixiepimp
Pseudofoot Drow
Drow Pain-temp
Drow Earthwindbreather
Drow Beer-boobie
Drow Swordgiblets
Drow Spongehulk



Dragon Proudflank
Dragon Overnoodle
Webdevourer Dragon
Dragon Sloppygeek
Dragon Chapped-ass
Dragon Dreadcup
Dragon Bootyoverseer
Dragon BrownRaker
Curdtickler Dragon
Dragon Swordshield
Banger-ho Dragon
Pixiequeen Dragon
Dragon Forgeborn
Dragon Mire-rocket
Dragon Venomoddparents
Badonkadonkwanker Dragon
Crabreaver Dragon

 

[egarvue]

Flumph PainRaker
Flumph Venomparts
Flumph Wyrmreaver
Flumph Toadytoes
Flumph Necro-dancer
Flumph Beaststabber
Flumph Sneakrocket
Flumph Jailbreath
Flumph Assbudgie
Flumph Naughtytrimmer
Flumph Chapped-licious
Flumph Gnomesanchez