[Humor] Friday Nonsense: Stupid Player Tricks

[FrogReaver]

Some of you folks toss out "stop playing with them" at the drop of a hat.

Some do, I don’t. But I do believe that if someone is showing absolutely no restraint on the player side in the actual game that it’s a valid question.

This player is testing boundaries with his newly minted 17th level wizard. It's funny.

in which case my previous observation that some players like to consider cool combos but don’t actually play with them seems applicable, which is completely fine.

On second read through of the thread it seems the intent was for this to be more humorous than real complaining, so carry on.

 

[Reynard]

Some do, I don’t. But I do believe that if someone is showing absolutely no restraint on the player side in the actual game that it’s a valid question.


in which case my previous observation that some players like to consider cool combos but don’t actually play with them seems applicable, which is completely fine.

On second read through of the thread it seems the intent was for this to be more humorous than real complaining, so carry on.

I edited the title to clarify.

 

[FrogReaver]

I edited the title to clarify.

Good call. Makes a big difference in the tone. Sorry for the unintentional derail.

 

[FrogReaver]

My stupid player tricks are much less about absurd power and more, well mayonnaise.

One keeps bringing up the bag of holding and alchemy jug trick to make the biggest mayonnaise jar ever. He’s trying to talk the artificer into doing it.

 

[SkidAce]

Mention to them that ancient gold dragons aren't spellcasters, so the wiz cant cast simulacrum in that form.

Also True Poly doesnt work on shapechangers (which the dragon is according to stat block)

All in fun great try though...kudos for effort and ingenuity.

 

[Piperken]

“… or 2 days and breakfast.”

With time dilation accelerated to 60x normal... that better be a huge breakfast.