[Humor] I wonder what level he is...

[drnuncheon]

A friend of mine emailed me a story about his young (somewhere around 5 years old) daughter which I thought folks here would enjoy. He says:

"Yesterday afternoon she'd been playing with the nativity set while watching me finally beat the Gauntlet of Baldur's Gate. I went off to do some dishes and I hear Monica call to her in the next room:

Monica: "Aurora, what are you up to?"

Aurora: "I'm gonna' do Dungeons & Dragons. I'm playing with Baby Jesus right now, but I'm gonna' go get a dragon from my room so they can fight."


Yeah, I doubt I'm winning any parenting awards from the Pope this year."

 

[Vuron]

Oooh Red Dragon make Karate Jesus very angry!

 

[Airwolf]

Yeah, I doubt I'm winning any parenting awards from the Pope this year."

I don't know about that. I believe part of the book of Revelation is about a fight between a dragon and Jesus. Just teaching your daughter a nice Bible story.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Aurora: "I'm gonna' do Dungeons & Dragons. I'm playing with Baby Jesus right now, but I'm gonna' go get a dragon from my room so they can fight."

LOL! Way too funny. It would have been interesting to see who won...

 

[Crothian]

That was very funny.

 

[Magic Rub]

On a partly related topic, I was in a "Dollar Store" The other day with my GF. In one of the isles was row after row of identical little painted porcelain dash board Jesus(es?). I immediately began to playout what I would call the Jesus clone wars. At first it was Christ vs. Christ vs. Christ (ect. ect. ect. x 50++) then I happened a glance to my left and saw the porcilin Baby Jesus manger clones. They of course then joined in the battle to become the one true Jesus. My girlfriend, who had been on the other side of the store blissfully unaware of the epic struggle between good & good & good ( ect. ect. ect. x 100++), came to get me to leave because she had finished her browsing. Subsequently I never got to find out who was the real Jesus. I might just have to sneak back one day to find out.

Oh & for your information no color porcelain Christ replicas were harmed or damaged in the wars... That would have cost me approximately $2.50cnd per figure.

 

[the Jester]

On a partly related topic, I was in a "Dollar Store" The other day with my GF. In one of the isles was row after row of identical little painted porcelain dash board Jesus(es?). I immediately began to playout what I would call the Jesus clone wars. At first it was Christ vs. Christ vs. Christ (ect. ect. ect. x 50++) then I happened a glance to my left and saw the porcilin Baby Jesus manger clones. They of course then joined in the battle to become the one true Jesus. My girlfriend, who had been on the other side of the store blissfully unaware of the epic struggle between good & good & good ( ect. ect. ect. x 100++), came to get me to leave because she had finished her browsing. Subsequently I never got to find out who was the real Jesus. I might just have to sneak back one day to find out.

Oh & for your information no color porcelain Christ replicas were harmed or damaged in the wars... That would have cost me approximately $2.50cnd per figure.

Good God...

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[Sir Osis of Liver]

On a partly related topic, I was in a "Dollar Store" The other day with my GF. In one of the isles was row after row of identical little painted porcelain dash board Jesus(es?). I immediately began to playout what I would call the Jesus clone wars. At first it was Christ vs. Christ vs. Christ (ect. ect. ect. x 50++) then I happened a glance to my left and saw the porcilin Baby Jesus manger clones. They of course then joined in the battle to become the one true Jesus. My girlfriend, who had been on the other side of the store blissfully unaware of the epic struggle between good & good & good ( ect. ect. ect. x 100++), came to get me to leave because she had finished her browsing. Subsequently I never got to find out who was the real Jesus. I might just have to sneak back one day to find out.

That is one of the most insane things i'v ever heard.

 

[Sniktch]

On a partly related topic, I was in a "Dollar Store" The other day with my GF. In one of the isles was row after row of identical little painted porcelain dash board Jesus(es?). I immediately began to playout what I would call the Jesus clone wars. At first it was Christ vs. Christ vs. Christ (ect. ect. ect. x 50++) then I happened a glance to my left and saw the porcilin Baby Jesus manger clones. They of course then joined in the battle to become the one true Jesus. My girlfriend, who had been on the other side of the store blissfully unaware of the epic struggle between good & good & good ( ect. ect. ect. x 100++), came to get me to leave because she had finished her browsing. Subsequently I never got to find out who was the real Jesus. I might just have to sneak back one day to find out.

Oh & for your information no color porcelain Christ replicas were harmed or damaged in the wars... That would have cost me approximately $2.50cnd per figure.

So you're the person who weeds out the unfit M&M's!!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

It must be late at night...

No-one could post stuff this surreal and funny at a reasonable time of day...