Humor: If WoTC moved to the South

Hmmmmmm......

That doesnt change much for my CS except that everyone has accents:

we hang out at the bar in our leisure time, and that is where we get our 'news' of the outside world.
We drink excessively- and always the cheapest ale
we fight with anyone who looks at us the wrong way
the males would hiton anything on two legs (and sometime 4)
even the wizard in our group displays a int of like 4 when it comes to dealin with people)
every monster we fight always wants to grapple (rassle)
an encounter usually starts with "dem's fightin words" and ends with "you call that a fight?...wussy"
 

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Further changes to Dee and Dee if Whotsee mooved to the South!

  1. Horses would be replaced by Three-Wheelers
  2. Sword Racks on the backs of the Wagon Cabs
  3. The Paladin's Mount has been bondo'ed.
  4. The party wizard's verbal spell components include burping the words and "Hey, pull my finger..." jokes.
  5. All armor comes in default camouflage color.
  6. Belts of Giant strength have large confederate flags on the Buckles.
  7. Copenhagen chewing tobacco is listed along with travel rations.
  8. The local orc chieftain is named "Boss Hogg."
  9. Sorcerer's familiars would also include Possums, Raccoons, and Huntin' dawgs.
  10. Clerics would turn undead with Johnboy & Billy Grillin' Sauce instead of holy water.
  11. The Bards would start their magical perform abilities with dueling banjoes.
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    Any more?
 

FYI all mountain hillbilly folk - For a neat look at mountain folkore magic check out the "silver john" novels by Manly Wade Wellman (sp) most are out of print. Highly recommended!

Mike
 

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However, Bards could apprentice in Nashville or in the Memphis area for the Delta style of the blues. (I am a Chicagoan, so I love the blues.)

Middle names may be mandatory in some campaign settings. [/B][/QUOTE]

Actually, they would need to apprentice in Mississippi (preferably right on the Delta) or maybe in Nawlins'. The Nawlins' bard could take a prestige class of Zydecajun with a preferred instrunment of washboard :)
 


heres a campaign for ya....

Title: corruption of the masses.

A prominent self proclaimed preacher of "The big guy upstairs," we'll call him Jackie Ckickens, is convincing millions (more like 10s) that a game, we'll call it Dung throwing and Drag Racing, is evil. The real church of "the big guy" has no real opinion, and the church is becoming agitated at how bad and stupid Jackie is making them look. They are also becoming mad at the millions he is turning away from the church. The PC's have been hired to "make him less annoying".

Just am idea.
 

qstor said:
FYI all mountain hillbilly folk - For a neat look at mountain folkore magic check out the "silver john" novels by Manly Wade Wellman (sp) most are out of print. Highly recommended!

Mike
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Absolutely seconded! The Science Fiction Book Club offers (or offered, anyway) a collection of all the Silver John short stories called _John the Balladeer_. The novels are harder to find.

Silver John is a quintessential bard (minus the spells). :)

--Pazu
 



I am lovin' this thread, seein' as how I'm a North Carolinian and all...

Here's another Southern D&D thingie -- All non-humans are referred to as "ferners"
 

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