Humor: If WoTC moved to the South


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i haven't seen the words "Y'all" and "yaun'to" use yet..shame...wannabe southerners..


i'll go back to eating my moonpies and drinking my RC cola...
 

Well, we do have a gladiatorial arena for those savage campaigns. Neyland Stadium, right here on the good ol' University of Tennessee campus. Every saturday in the fall it's just me and 107,000 of my closest friends getting together to watch football.

I'm off to find my everflowing bottle of RC Cola and my Moon Pie +2/
 

KidCthulhu said:
Actually, I understood that part. But then how do you explain "all y'all"? Is this also second person plural?

We can't help being confused. Our brains are frozen.
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Simple, it's just to emphasize that it applies to everyone present. Just like Yanks can say "all of you" even though you is correct as a plural second person pronoun by itself.
 

KidCthulhu said:


Actually, I understood that part. But then how do you explain "all y'all"? Is this also second person plural?

We can't help being confused. Our brains are frozen.
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So many Yankees keep coming down here, we had to expand the term to keep up.
 



Southern Spell Alterations:

Hold Person - Ranamed: WHOOOAAAA MYOOL!

Alarm - Same name, but requires a rooster as a material componant.

Mount - Ranamed: Com'eer Myoool!

Sleep - Same name, but requires benadryl as a material componant.

Silent Image - Renamed: Looka Thar!

Bull's Strength - Renamed: Stout as a Myoool

Whispering Wind - Ranamed: Pull ma fingar.

Leamund's Tiny Hut - Renamed: Bubba's lil shack.

Hold Monster - Renamed: Whoa Critter!

Major Image - Renamed: Looka Thar! You hear at?

Dismissal - Renamed: Gitonoutahere!!

Feeble Mind - Renamed: You dum bastig

Bless - Renamed: Bless 'is heart. May only be cast by old ladies.

Fear - Renamed: Daddy's Justice. Material Component: A belt whipped quickly through a series of belt loops.


:D Thats all I have for now.
 
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Awesome thread! I didn't see this the first time around

2 inches of snow is changed to a "Super-Severe Hazard" and makes normal life completely impossible :(

Hope everything is going fine for everyone now, especially people in the Carolinas!
 

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