Humor: If WoTC moved to the South

<I>Teleport</I> spell, regardless of distance travelled, has a verbal component of "'Bout a mahl azza crow flahs", and for a group teleport, the verbal is everyone being teleported shouting "<B>Whee-ooo</B>, Hoss!"
 

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MorningStar said:


Umm, excuse me but Dr. Pepper is also a southern drink. It was created in Waco, Texas.

Also anyone who says "all y'all" isn't from the south. Y'all is already plural.

edit: [Being a smart ass.]
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Now sir. I'se well aware that DP is a southern drink.

What I was referin to was that iffin ya don't drink RC in the south ya probably drink DP instead. Iffin ya even drink sody water at'all.
Most likley ya prefer a tall class of sweetend Ice Tea.


Slight Hijack: Funny thing about Soda-Pop

Coca-Cola:Atlanta, Georgia
Pepsi-Cola:New Bern, North Carolina
Mountain Dew:Tennessee
Dr. Pepper:Waco, Texas
RC:Columbus, Georgia


Hmmm, next time you Yankees pop the top on a Pop, look South and thank us!
 


D20 Beverly Hillbillies

Granny- 15th level wizard (with potion making feat)

Jed Clampet- 12nd level Bard

Ellie May- 8th level Druid

Jethro- 6th level Barbarian

Mr Dreisdale- 20th level Blackguard

Adventure Hooks include, getting Jethro into Super Spy school, Finding Ellie May a date, Building Granny a rickety shack out by the Cement Pond and Making Mr Deisdale cry by giving your gold away to silly charities.
 

i think you folks are forgetting how much funny would be goin' on if'n WOTC published in the north!

for example...oh, wait, i guess that's already why they had to redo all the danged books and publish 'em a second time. ain't it?


whoo, that's either funny or emberassin' and i can't figure which :)
 
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y'all sin dat bigdangdol' lizard over yonder uh hiffen' an' piffn' thot farr

yeahha, we seend it

well ain't u'en gunna do sumfin bout it

nauh, we's waitn' fer u me'maw. we ain't never wrasseled no dragon afor.

y u goud fer nutn'.....

( bang. smash. growl. thump, thump, thump)

dang thatus quick

u boys et?

nauh

u ont to?

a' ight
 

Most likley ya prefer a tall class of sweetend Ice Tea.
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You, sir, are a Yankee trying to pretend to be a Southerner!

You see, here in the South, we ask for "sweet tea." Not "sweetened ice tea" or "iced tea" or anything of the sort. It's "sweet tea" or "unsweet tea."

Teach a Yankee to drive: point his car north on I-75. ;)
 

LOL!

Takes me back to my youth in Western Maryland... certainly not the deep south, but south of the Mason Dixon line none the less. We said "yous" instead of "y'all", but we did do the "worsh", and we did it in the "worshroom". Rockfights were the official pastime for young boys. Homecoming football was the event of the year. RC Cola in one hand, Pop Rocks in the other...

The good old days, for sure. Thanks for the reminiscence, y'all.
 

Moridin said:


You, sir, are a Yankee trying to pretend to be a Southerner!
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Iffin I wasn't such a nice guy them mightin be fightin word's.

But ya might have a point. I ain't from the deep south, I'm from a that big slice o'heaven created on the eighth day.....

TEXAS.

But half my family's from the North and in my youth I travelled a good bit of the U.S......so I learned that if you didn't specify iced tea you might not get what you wanted. In my neck of the woods you usually just said Tea....and it was assumed it would be sweetend AND iced. You could also tell when you crossed over from the south into the north when travellin.......

When the menu's no longer had Chicken Fried steaks on the dinner menu, or grits on the breakfast menu.....
 

starwolf said:
Now sir. I'se well aware that DP is a southern drink.
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My Apologies then. ;)

starwolf said:
Slight Hijack: Funny thing about Soda-Pop

Coca-Cola:Atlanta, Georgia
Pepsi-Cola:New Bern, North Carolina
Mountain Dew:Tennessee
Dr. Pepper:Waco, Texas
RC:Columbus, Georgia

Hmmm, next time you Yankees pop the top on a Pop, look South and thank us!
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And according to this website:Pop vs. Soda the majoraty of Southerners call such drinks generically "Coke". This is actually a recent trend, before they were called "Soft Drinks" and in some place still refered to as such. So next time you hear/read about some Yankees arguing whether they are called "Pop" or "Soda" tell them Southerners invented them, so we get to name them!
 

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