Humor - OotS #443

Victim said:
He wants Roy to be high enough level that he'll get XP for beating him. Otherwise, it's just a big waste of his time.

Roy could inconvenience him some time in the future. Xykon should still kill him now. Xykon won't because he follows the conventions of foolish villains; maybe he's smart enough to realize he should kill Roy, but he gave him a chance anyway.
 

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hafrogman said:
. . . nevermind. :o

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. . . And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!
Us froggs get each other man, nicely done. :)

I like Roy, I hope he comes back. There aren't enough good guys in D&D anymore.
 

Victim said:
He wants Roy to be high enough level that he'll get XP for beating him. Otherwise, it's just a big waste of his time.

He's also overconfident and smug. He's got to taunt the ineffectual hero and let him go, he's an archetypal Villain, that's his narrative obligation...

I think this results in a resurrected Roy taking some levels in some fighter/mage prestige class, after several strips' worth of "Roy-in-the-afterlife" gags. Feather Fall is not a high-level spell, after all. Ultimately, I anticipate Belkar making some inappropriate puns off the word "gish".
 

Bwahahahahahahah!

Oh, that was a good one. I needed a laugh. The comic hasn't been laugh-out-loud funny in awhile, so it needed one with a good gag at the end again.
 

F5 said:
He's also overconfident and smug. He's got to taunt the ineffectual hero and let him go, he's an archetypal Villain, that's his narrative obligation...

I think this results in a resurrected Roy taking some levels in some fighter/mage prestige class, after several strips' worth of "Roy-in-the-afterlife" gags. Feather Fall is not a high-level spell, after all. Ultimately, I anticipate Belkar making some inappropriate puns off the word "gish".

I'm kind of expecting Belkar to poke fun at Roy for being one level lower then everybody else after being raised. "You can't seriously expect to lead us now. You are only 12th level, we're all 13th."
 


Out of curiosity and boredom, I'm going to do a little bit of math. Now, I know this doesn't actually mean anything in a D&D world, and especially in Rich's comic strip, but like I said... I'm bored and curious.

First, let's assume that physics in general works the same as the real world...

There are 16 frames of Roy falling until he hits the ground. At 3 seconds (1 half-turn) per frame (to account for the actions he's taking), that makes for 48 seconds of falling... We'll round it up to 50 for simplicity's sake, and to account for any time-slop at the beginning and end of the fall.

In general, a person in free-fall has a terminal of approximately 54 m/s.

t = v/g = 54/9.8 = 5.5 seconds.

d = ½*g*t² = ½*9.8*5.5² = 296.45 m = 973 ft.

So, Roy reaches terminal velocity and falls nearly a thousand feet in the first round.

Too bad he's still got another 7 rounds (42 seconds) to fall at terminal velocity...

d = v*t = 54*42 = 2,268 m = 7,441 ft.

Using paper-napkin physics, that would have been about an 8,400 ft. fall Roy just took.

Ouch.
 

Celebrim said:
Well, here's to the minority - Roy is my favorite character. I get more laughs from Belkar and Elan, but I care about Roy. The strip is about Roy. Everything in the strip exists in relation to Roy.

I agree with this completely. I kinda got the idea that the idea "Lawful Good" = "Vanilla" led Rich to add Miko to the strip in the first place.
 

(Psi)SeveredHead said:
If you ask me, giving Roy an "out" ("come back and kill me several levels later") shows him to be incompetent. Lucky for him Roy didn't buy his argument and so had to be killed.

Nah, it shows that he's BORED. Or he has a greater plan. Xykon has a few basic characteristics:

1) He sacrifices his followers routinely.
2) He's become powerful enough that he rarely encounters a credible threat to his existence.
3) He has a really bad memory.

Considering #2, it's a question of whether he's overconfident or not. As a lich with access to 9th level spells and a phylactery currently of whereabouts uknown (if it's the crown, then clearly he doesn't need to be near a phylactery to revive...which I thought was counter to the rules, but I can't recall and the SRD is unclear).

Let's face facts, when you're effectively immortal, you're going to get bored and you're going to get overconfident. Without knowing WHY Xykon wants the gates (and can assume he has a plan for them), we can't really gauge his reasoning.


Oh, and I like Roy a lot. He's a LG, fairly smart fighter and the only thing that keeps the ragtag bunch that is the OotS functioning as a group.
 

WizarDru said:
Considering #2, it's a question of whether he's overconfident or not. As a lich with access to 9th level spells...
Yes, this makes his minimum ECL 21, as far as I know. If I was Epic, I, too, would be making fun of the level 13's trying to kill me.

and a phylactery currently of whereabouts uknown (if it's the crown, then clearly he doesn't need to be near a phylactery to revive...which I thought was counter to the rules, but I can't recall and the SRD is unclear).
Redcloak has his phylactery.
 

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