<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[tonym]

Greetings, milady. [kisses hand]

You might be interested to know that I ran a highly charismatic mage named Luvminster who was exceptionally skilled in the Art of Seduction. In fact, by the time he reached 22nd level, all nine Queens of the Pink Hills had...

(and so on...)

 

[Lothaire]

"Hey, do you want to help me playtest my 3e conversion of the Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge?"

And for use only on Gothic types / Larpers:

"Nice boots" (This statement can of course be followed by Want to "fornicate")

"You in the mood for some creepy goth sex"

"Social Challenge", followed by rock paper scissors

 

[Lady Starhawk]

Speaking as a female I can tell ya that for me these are the most likely to get you noticed (for me)

"Hi, I'm a gamer, I take baths, have a job, and own a car. Want to go have some coffee?"

Greetings, milady. [kisses hand]

And the most amusing ones (that may work on me depending on my mood).

"That bodice looks really uncomfortable. Let me help you out of it."

" Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

Of course for me just being a single female gamer doesn't work. I have been going to cons for 3 years now and have yet to find a guy

Later
Lady Starhawk

 

[Nareau]

Pickup lines for goths...

"This music sucks, huh?"

Sorry, saw this thread and couldn't resist.
http://www.darkwave.org.uk/~bob/pickup/short.html

 

[WanderingMonster]

"Hey babe. Looks like you have a hole in your chainmail, and I'm the missing link."

"Hey babe, you're making me so hot, I almost need to take of my fedora and black duster."

"Hey babe, you make Seven-Of-Nine look like a three."

"Hey babe, let's get out here and do a little roll-playing."

and of course...

"Hey babe, are you in any events today? Do you have an open slot I could fit into?"

 

[RangerWickett]

(Only if you're wearing Elf ears). Hey, do you have any Elvish in you? No? Well, do you want some?

 

[psionotic]

(Only if you're wearing Elf ears). Hey, do you have any Elvish in you? No? Well, do you want some?

A friend of mine plays a character who actually uses a slight variation on that exact same line in-game:

"You're cute. Do you have a little halfling in ya? ...Do you want one?"

The operative word being 'little', I suppose.

 

[Black Omega]

[B"Nice boots" (This statement can of course be followed by Want to "fornicate")[/B]

Ah a classic from Goth Pickup lines. You have good taste in cheesy pick up lines.

 

[Fiery Todd]

"Hi. I'm Canadian."

 

[Eternalknight]

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"Hey babe, you make Seven-Of-Nine look like a three."

LMAO!!!