<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[Wulf Ratbane]

Wait a sec, isn't that PA?

 

[Synthetic]

how about this?

(in a sleazy voice)

"Hey baby...Elminster's not the only one who can cast Magic Mouth..."

-S

 

[Hand of Evil]

"Want to see my booth"
"I can demo that if you want..."
"Here is my business card"
OK maybe not, but I am enjoying this thread...see ya all at GenCon!!!!

Gee! Don't want to say I'm easy but you got me hook, line and sinker.

 

[Dieter]

Few will get this, even less will laugh...but:

"Hey baby, want a ride in my war machine?"

 

[Cedric]

"Nice to meet you...I'm Peter Adkison"

Cedric

 

[MEG Hal]

Gee! Don't want to say I'm easy but you got me hook, line and sinker.

AHHH UMMMMMM---do I laugh or cry about this

 

[Zappo]

-Hi, you just rolled a 00 on the GenCon random encounter table.

LOL!

 

[machine]

"Hi, I'm Nemmerle."

Dude!

What the hell were you thinking dropping Julia Roberts???

 

[Urklore]

My two favorite are:

Hey, you wanna change alignment?
Rub my rook, it makes you roll 20s.

 

[Swack-Iron]

As for pick-up lines for women to use on men:

"I'm a gamer."

I think that covers all bases.

That is does, mate. That it does...