<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[Isida KepTukari]

You've seen too many movies.

They'll likely get you an icy stare, or at best a laugh. Slapping someone for using a cheesy pick up line is assault. I don't suggest anyone do this IRL.

Notice the smiley I used:

And all of the above will get you slapped.

I meant it to be overblown, cliche, and funny, just like the pickup lines.

 

[Henry]

I wonder how many artists at Gencon have actually used the "Come to my hotel room and look at my etchings" line?

Of course, the one about being a gamer who bathes and has a job and a car is probably the most effective one of all! Dagger, you win this contest by my book!

 

[EOL]

Your eyes are like green marbled pentagonal dodecahedrons.

 

[TalonComics]

"Want to see my booth"
"I can demo that if you want..."
"Here is my business card"
OK maybe not, but I am enjoying this thread...see ya all at GenCon!!!!

Jeez Hal you're missing the most obvious one!

"Wanna know why we call it Thunderhead?"

~Derek

 

[der_kluge]

"See that book? I helped write that."

 

[TalonComics]

"See that book? I helped write that."

That only works if you're Monte Cook.

 

[MEG Hal]

Jeez Hal you're missing the most obvious one!

"Wanna know why we call it Thunderhead?"

~Derek

Ok...now that one is funny....
And I have a d10 from 2e that EGG touched it is in my room...I mean car which I use as a room while I am here, want to see it?

 

[Voneth]

" Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"


"Hi, I'm a gamer, I take baths, have a job, and own a car. Want to go have some coffee?"

ROTFL!

How about ...
Hi, I'm a gamer, I have a job and it's not a McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy's.

 

[el-remmen]

"Hi, I'm Nemmerle."

 

[Frostmarrow]

-Hi, you just rolled a 00 on the GenCon random encounter table.