<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[Greatwyrm]

"That bodice looks really uncomfortable. Let me help you out of it."

 

[dagger]

" Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"


"Hi, I'm a gamer, I take baths, have a job, and own a car. Want to go have some coffee?"

 

[DMaple]

I'm disappointed no one has slipped the term "wench" into a line yet.

 

[Ashtal]

I'm sure wench will work it's way in somewhere.

As for pick-up lines for women to use on men:

"I'm a gamer."

I think that covers all bases.

 

[Upper_Krust]

"Hey! Do you want to see my Wand of Wonder!?"

 

[Florin]

"Wow, check out the Charisma scores on that one!"

"I can do more than just game all night long."

"Hate the game, not the playa."

"I may have a big belly, but I don't qualify for a Dickey-do award."

 

[Upper_Krust]

"You know that I'm a wizard with a big and powerful staff"

I bet Anthony Valterra uses that one all the time!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

As for pick-up lines for women to use on men: "I'm a gamer."

Yup, i think that would some it up well.

 

[Vuron]

"My character slept with all the seven sisters last night!"

"Ohh you like Dirty Pair too?"

"Some of us are organizing a live action Palace of the Silver Princess wanna play?"

"If I'd known I'd meet a girl like you here I would've showered."

"Hey you wanna come back to my room and write some erotic fan fiction?"

"I was dating a girl last year but she took out a restraining order."

"Yeah did you know I was a 3e playtester?"

"Hi my name is <insert well known ENboard personality: Pkitty, EN, EGG, etc> would you like some loving?"

 

[MEG Hal]

"Want to see my booth"
"I can demo that if you want..."
"Here is my business card"
OK maybe not, but I am enjoying this thread...see ya all at GenCon!!!!