D&D General [Humor] Things You Hate About 7E

[Zardnaar]

After the Musk buyout it rained and the backpack got mildly moist. Book refused to open and the cover fell off.

 

[Alby87]

The rules are in natural english again, after they tried to make them clean and full of dotted list, like "the edition you shouldn't nominate... no no, the other one"

 

[Autumnal]

Look writing 6.66e in LISP was a good idea in a lot of ways. People need to get over themselves about it. At least they didn’t go to Visual COBOL with Objects the way Pathfinder did.

 

[HaroldTheHobbit]

I still prefer OOONOOOSR, like our grandpa's used to play it.

 

[FrozenNorth]

I love that 7e’s commitment to modularity and to “getting the D&D YOU want to play” means that through the use of AI, each customer gets a PHB that is perfectly customized to them. However, it is now impossible to play with non-AI players as the different PHB are not compatible.

 

[GuyBoy]

I do admire 7e's decision to respect all true Grognards by starting every single sentence in the books with the words, "Gentle reader."

 

[The Soloist]

It will still be more complex than Dragonbane 3e by Free League.

 

[Chaltab]

Honestly most of it's fine but I hate that they gave Tieflings four nipples.

 

[J.Quondam]

Honestly most of it's fine but I hate that they gave Tieflings four nipples.

Yeah, that's way too many extra magic item slots. So much for game balance!