I am Threadkiller

[Crothian]

Is it supposed to die? I can get it closed. I have super powers like that. I'll get a stern talking to by the mods (and maybe worse), but I can do it.

 

[arwink]

Yes, but that would be cheating. It would be an affront to the threads credibility to kill it by such underhanded methods.

 

[Crothian]

I know, I'd never do that. That is just so not me. So, why do you want this thread to die? What did it ever do to you?

 

[Heathen72]

What, kill this little thread?

This thread shall never die...
here are three reasons why

"...Kill the thread? How could we do such a thing?
I mean look at its beautiful chubby face <spunkrat grabs the "I am threadkiller" thread by the cheek and squeezes> It doesn't deserve to die! It deserves a long long life in the meta page!..."

"...Besides, it may be the only thing keeping us alive... It is the only constant in life any more. If we to destroy it, we could be placing the very fabric of reality under threat.
Fight for the "I am threadkiller thread" I say..."

"...Let us no more see this ugly cousin to our own threads as something to be scorned. Let us celebrate diversity. We should be lifting it into the air as a shining example of what the Enworld boards can achieve!..."

 

[Crothian]

It'll die, and this post bring it one step closer to ultimate doom!!

 

[Darkness]

Aw! Killing poor, defenseless threads!

 

[Horacio]

Aw! Killing poor, defenseless threads!

I'll help to keep it alive...

 

[Darkness]

It'll grow into a nice, healthy thread one day...

 

[Horacio]

It'll grow into a nice, healthy thread one day...

Or into a big old fat one, but at least it will be alive...

 

[Darkness]

Or into a big old fat one, but at least it will be alive...

Orcus is big, old and fat, too - but I'm not whether he's alive...